- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What does water smell like? water.

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