I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Yo Mama just died.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

a irish man walks past a bar

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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