- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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