- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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