- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

why did you poop because you are a poop

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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