- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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