- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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