When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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