Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What page are you on The gay page.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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