- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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