- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Cripples are lame.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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