What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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