What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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