Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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