What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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