Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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