why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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