Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

there once was a frog with no leggs

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

i love to lick...

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Then none of us want to be right.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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