- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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