Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How old are you? 7

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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