- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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