- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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