who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Jack Stevens

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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