Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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