A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

woman's lacrosse

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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