- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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