- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

the economy.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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