There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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read this sentence again.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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