What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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woman's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Anti Joke

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