- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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