- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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