- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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