- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

knock knock? come in

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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