I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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