"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Guest what in the butt

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...