How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

womans rights...

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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