- Anti Joke

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Blacks

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.