Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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