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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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