- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

ever tried african food? they neither

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

PENIS that is all

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

whats black? the colour

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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