- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??