- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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