What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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