If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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this website is a bad joke

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