A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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