Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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