An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Weaner

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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