A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Manchester City

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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