- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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