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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Potassium? K.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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