How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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