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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Fat? Jesse Z

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