- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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