Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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