There's my tractor.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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