- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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