Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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