- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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