- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A miserable man committed suicide.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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