- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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