knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Golf.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

I have cancer. And you're next.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

this website is a bad joke

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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