What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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black chicken. kfc

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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