- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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