- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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