What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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