- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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