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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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