do you wanna hear a joke school

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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your so fat. your fat!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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