what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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