- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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