- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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