- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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