Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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