- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

your mama's so fat... that's it

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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