What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Pain Olympics.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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