- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Pain Olympics.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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