- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

who is really lanky? james cornish

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Please ignore this statement.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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