Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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