- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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