- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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