- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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