- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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