why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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