- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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