What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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miha kako si?

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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