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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Yes

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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