- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??