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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A gay man watches football.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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