- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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