- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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