- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Lil Wayne

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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