- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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