Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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