- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

women's rights

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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