- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What does greg and Ian have in common?

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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