- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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