- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

time to spruce up!

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka