- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

i like it in the mouth

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

the economy.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

NEVER

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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