- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the old man die? He was old.

the WNBA.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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