xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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