- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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