- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Granny porn!

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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