- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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