- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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