- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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