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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Chuck Norris.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

13 =B you just learned something

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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