- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

White men's rights

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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