- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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