- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

the economy.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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