Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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what's white and sticky semen

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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