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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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