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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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