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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do u call a cripple Biv

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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