- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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