- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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