Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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