Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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