Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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time to spruce up!

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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