Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

John lazzaro likes dick

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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