the sky is green no it is not

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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White men's rights

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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