your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Gay rights.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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