Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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