- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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