- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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