Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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