- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

A van drives into a car.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Knock knock. Its open.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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