- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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