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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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