Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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