- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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