- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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