- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

cory is gay

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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