You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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