How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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are u black unlucky

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