Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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