Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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