Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A man did not like this site

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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