A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

white or wheat? wheat please.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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