whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

womens rights.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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