- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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