- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

penis. nuff said.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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