What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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