- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

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