- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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