Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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top kek

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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denisssssssssssssss

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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