Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

penis. nuff said.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Anti Jokes = Drained

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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