Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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