- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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