Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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where's mom I killed her

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#Getweird

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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