- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

CFL

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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