- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Suck pussy

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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