Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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My cat just died.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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your life

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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