- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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