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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do black people eat? Food.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

You're a big fat monkey.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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