- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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