- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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