Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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