why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

13 =B you just learned something

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

i wonder who made this website? a human

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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