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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

You idiot.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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