What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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