- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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