- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

irish man drinking john smiths

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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