"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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